I hope I don’t embarrass anyone too badly, but this is too good not to share: When one of my friends yelled to her husband to grab a Kotex, he yelled back, “Are those the pillows or the torpedoes?”
I thought this was hilarious! Made me think of THESE beauties that I came across the other day.

Here are some other hilarious uses for 'pillows' and 'torpedoes'.
Lol. A certain guy I know (who will remain nameless to protect his innocence, but I will tell you it was not Jeremy) once picked up a clean tampon, and asked, as he dabbed it on his face, "What is this... makeup?"
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