I hope I don’t embarrass anyone too badly, but this is too good not to share: When one of my friends yelled to her husband to grab a Kotex, he yelled back, “Are those the pillows or the torpedoes?”
I thought this was hilarious! Made me think of THESE beauties that I came across the other day.


Here are some other hilarious uses for 'pillows' and 'torpedoes'.